Jr. High

We have our big Jr. High Mini Golf Extravaganza coming this Friday. I’m really looking forward to it. I love Jr. highers because I can mold them and shape them to my will like warm play-dough. Actually, I like Jr. highers because they can’t punch as hard as high schoolers. Ok, that’s not totally true either. I like them because they can fit into the small spaces of my house that I can’t clean because I’m too big and muscular to reach in there.

Jr. highers are just plain cool. I’m excited about seeing a new group of them coming up this fall. With their extreme youth and my extreme old age (23 years or so) we can show those snobby high schoolers what being awesome is really all about.